You see, Grampa Barnavelt was really a rather soft-hearted and gentle man. He had no business trying to fight in a war.

Jonathan Barnavelt; The Figure in the Shadows

Time, time, time, in a sort of runic rhyme! Look at the clock! Where’s the big hand, the little hand, and the hand of fate?

Isaac Izard; The Tower at the End of the World

My mother is Middle English. When I was a child, we spoke it at home all the time.

John Bellairs; March 8, 1959

I wish there was a way to gag mirrors.

Prospero; The Dolphin Cross

I’m awfully glad you are coming back to Barnavelt Manor soon.

Betram “Bertie” Goodring; The Vengeance of the Witch-Finder

We toss the dusty erasers of old questions into the air and try to bat them with solid answers.

Sir Bertram; The Pedant and the Shuffly

They visited some sunken galleons and the wreck of the Titanic, and even watched an octopus fight.

The Letter, the Witch, and the Ring

Run! Professor, Father, run! There’s a zombie behind you!

Johnny Dixon, The Drum, the Doll, and the Zombie

Higgy, has it ever occurred to you that you might be the victim of some lunatic practical joker?

Roderick Childermass, The Secret of the Underground Room

Try dressing up in a floppy clown outfit and doing tricks on live TV.

Clarence Mussenberger; The Specter from the Magician’s Museum

It’s part of an old hymn called ‘St. Patrick’s Breastplate’…it never occurred to me that the thing might have magical properties….

Thomas Higgins; The Spell of the Sorcerer’s Skull

Go Bellairs! Quote Chaucer!

Notre Dame pep rally; March 10, 1959

Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?

Father Foley; The Whistle, the Grave, and the Ghost

But I prefer turbulent weather - storms and lashing rains and raging seas. I suppose my tastes are odd….

Anders Borkman; The Dark Secret of Weatherend

Sometimes I think my life would have been completely different if I had ever learned to draw.

Edward Gorey; Los Angeles Times; March, 1986